There's a One Dollar Bill with this note... or maybe there isn't. Know what i mean?

Sami sent Elijah to his room for multiple infractions yesterday. After about 15 minutes, the following letter was slipped under his door, accompanied by a crisp $1 bill (left over from his birthday money).

In actuality, the letter reads, "ifiletmeatyiwi". In "5 year old-ese", that roughly translates to, "if you let me out, you can have this". There's a picture of a dollar bill on the note as well in case Sami didn't know what the real dollar was supposed to look like, i guess.

To my knowledge, no one has ever given him a class on bribery, but we thought it was pretty amazing that it occured to him "naturally". Those instincts will either serve him well... or land him in jail, i suppose. Time will tell.