Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Next on Mutual of Omaha's "Wild Kingdom"...

Hello, i'm Marlin Perkins with a crew of elite safari photographers in this rare instance in the animal kingdom. Here we have a common Freakus Fiveyearoldius, whose normal habitation is the impenatrable citadel of urbanly constructed plywood, and also the common, ground-dwelling Worthless Weinerdogius at his side. Normally, the two species are mortal enemies, but in this rare footage (brought to you exclusively by Mutual of Omaha), they appear to be co-habitating quite nicely.

Truthfully, we can't figure out how the boy managed to get Mina up there as she normally hates it, resists it, and won't come up into it even if you bait beg or carry her up there.

1 comment:

Jack Magruder said...

Mina would rather have been sitting in a vat of sulfuric acid, actually. She was thankful to have been "rescued" when we finally came and got her down. She's scared to go up the little ladder walkway... and equally scared to go down it. And she hates heights, and isn't exceptionally fond of either Elijah (years of tormenting will do that to a creature) or of being held next to him against her will.